You all know those people that are asking you which notebook to buy and after you gave them any advice they and up buying “the cheap one from $store”.
Those are the poor excuses for laptops that end up on your desk again and again, partly because of their owners, partly because they’re terrible, shoddy plastic bricks that won’t last very long and cause a lot of anger and pain during their miserable life.
Just the other day, as I had a small Dell and its intestines laying in front of me, I had the perfect name for those devil devices: egg cutter (also known sometimes as egg slicer).
I mean those things here:
Just think about it. Cheap notebooks have the same poor quality standards, structural integrity and are the same uninspired crap as a random egg slicer. Maybe they’re even designed and assembled by the same people at the same factory line. And they’re pure hell to clean.
Also, they’re advertised with the same cutting egg (I should get a trademark on that) technology. They’re just all the same utterly stupid, completely terrible pieces of crap. Even that photo above could advertise some 2,95€ egg cutter as well as a 495€ wobbly plastic notebook with a loud fan and a few stickers on it.
Heshsum 